Gay rapping is the new frontier of hip hop. Before you decide to jump on the bandwagon, there are a few steps you must follow to ensure the boners of thousands of men.

1) Take your rhyme and replace the words Dick, Cock, Schlong, and Wang with the word Weenie.

Everyone loves to hear a fun word like Weenie. Everyone loves a Weenie Rhymer.

2) Make sure you don’t slip up and rap about sex with females.

This is very important. Remember, you’re a gay rapper now. Chicks are friend material only.

3) If you get a boner while rapping about anal pastimes, you are doing it right.

This should be self explanatory. If it isn’t, you may not be cut out to be a professional gay rapper.

4) Be original!

Don’t say stuff like “then I fucked him in the ass!”. It’s been done. It’s more interesting for the listener to hear details, like how you gently massaged his balls while you rammed your fist into his balloon shaped anal passage.

This should be a good start to becoming a gay rapper. Don’t forget to submit any funny gay raps here to possibly be featured on a future episod of reacharound radio!

I owned this asshole on RapFlava.com

Lyrics:

” Damn dude you write some good songs I must admit

If I heard you in the club I’ll tell my friends you the shit.

I’d tell my friends I wanna hit , you the one to get wit’

Invite you over to my house and have some candles lit.

Your love song made me tingle and my butthole’s juicy

You can be Ricky Ricardo and I’ll play Lucy

I streamed all your jams and I thought they were fly

but yo I, don’t know what’s wrong, I thought I hit hi-fi.

You write about your granny and yo that’s pretty tight

I’ma leave that alone because I don’t wanna fight

I’ll let you be my daddy, tuck me in at night

your beats are pretty tight. Can you teach me how to bite?

Can I borrow your tape deck and sound like you?

This shit’s so funny dog, I just let out a poo!

I’ma guess your age. Somewhere in between

16-21 or maybe a preteen!

(( I am a nightmare walkin’!))

I had to show these fools on RapFlava.com that a gay thug can own the mic too!

A song dedicated to fancy pants people.  You may be rich and famous but your ass still stinks and you gotta take a shit like everyone else.

A phone call to a porn site’s billing customer service that’s pretty funny. It’s not really a prank call cuz I was seriously trying to find out what was wrong with the membership I paid for.

We had taken a lengthy break from our funny podcast but then returned in 2006 to do another episode.

Funny gay thug rap song by Gay Rapper, Flesh Puppet.

Here’s the Running Riot Remix of our funny Halo rap song.  It has a shorter intro, cleaner beat, and a killer jungle-style rap busted out by the one and only Gay-Z.

Here’s the original version of the YouTube killer, White Button Thugs.  Playing Halo can be wack.  This rap is a funny way for Gay-Z and Flesh Puppet to vent a little bit.  Be sure to check out the Running Riot Remix!

Here’s a late night prank call to a hotel that’s pretty funny and involves speak of breakfast foods.